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Name: jase
Country: United States
State: California
Metro: Ventura
Birthday: 7/1/1987
Gender: Male


Interests: i like people. ry rocks my socks.i <3 my baby.. i like friends.. i like people who are friends.. haha.. i am a geek at heart, and i love sci-fi.. buffy rocks my socks, and in a good way.. i like to dance, but i can't do it well. i like my dog.and my cat. i am silly and try to be a good spunk.. OH and i am interested in guys.. i sing, not well again. i like to read, write and sometimes watch tv.. okay so a lot of tv.. and i spend way to much time on tv.. hah jase is a loser.. i love to make other people smile. i have value...
Expertise: i can tie my own shoes, and i can walk AND chew gum at the same time. haha. OH and i can swallow a whole foot long sausage, if you know what i mean. woot.i am also pretty good at clowin' about.. Oh i sometimes can blow bubbles while talking on the phone. and i can drop my cell phone more often then anyone i know.. haha i can also clear a room hella fast.. oh yea and i know lots of stoopid trivia.. hah i rock... i'm dicklicious.. hah and sexcellent.. haha
Occupation: Customer service/support
Industry: Retail


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Member Since: 7/8/2004

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Friday, September 30, 2005

Your Irish Name Is...
Baethan Hennessy
Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker
Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm"
You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone...
Well, you won't be talking for long!

You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear.
Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing.
The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person.

Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life.
You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face.
Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life*


Welcome to the new addition of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's
what you're supposed to do, and try not to be lame and spoil the fun! Just copy
(not forward) this entire email and paste into a new email. Change all the
answers so that they apply to you. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person that sent it to you.

haha take that ryan.. "oh jas will not respond"... bitch ass

1. What is your occupation?
STUDent... and full time pain in the arse

2. What color are you underwear?
i'm not wearing any.. heh i'm wearing black shorts tho

3. What are you listening to right now?
queen "we are the champions"

4. What was the last thing you ate?
a yummy chef salad at claim jumper. nosey ass

5. Do you wish on stars?
when they aren't looking

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
i'd be red, or yellow.. or mayhaps navy blue

7. How is the weather right now?
well weather bug tells me it's 73

8. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
ryan, moments ago

9. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
hmm.. i suppose i do.. he's pretty well sexy.. OF COURSE..

10. How old are you today?
old enough to know you don't ask a fag his age.. 18

11. Favorite Drink?
pepsi.. well duh

12. Favorite sport to watch?
boys

13. Have you ever dyed your hair?
haha quite a few times.

14. Do you wear contacts or glasses?
yes, yes i do.. i am, as the kids say, visually challenged, k?

15. Pets?
woh.. i have 3 kitty cats, and three doggies.. PLUS i have younger siblings, but my mom doesn't let me call "them" pets

16. Favorite month?
july

17. Favorite food?
boys.. oh.. mac and cheese baby.. jase made, jase eaten.. SO fracking good..

18. What was the last movie you watched?
cry_wolf.. hot english lad, need i say more?

19. Favorite day of the year?
hmm.. hmmm.. october 30.. ras day

20. What do you do to vent anger?
well pending a number of "legal" matters, i refuse to answer this question.. heh

21. Fall or Spring?
well when i fall, i don't usually spring back up.. but thanks anywho

22. Hugs or kisses?
oh hell yea..

23. Cherry or Blueberry?
strawberry.. haha take that...

24. Do you want your friends to email you back?
not as such. but if you don't, i will kill you..
jasonboy91311@hotmail.com 

25. Who is most likely to respond?
you

26. Who is least likely to respond?
you

27. Bread: white or wheat?
i like my bread rye thank you very much.. or sourdough

28. When was the last time you cried?
i cried today when i had to leave my old folks people.. i don't get to see them till tuesday..

29. What is on the floor of your closet?
carpet.. pretty carpet...

30. What friend have you had the longest?
grace.. since i was like 5

31. What did you do last night?
watched tv, read, had some apple jacks, talked to ras, did naughty things on the phone.. was pretty well cute.. what did YOU do?

32. Favorite smell?
okay this is not in any order: hot boys, sweaty boys, clean boys, my mom's perfume, chocolate chips cookies baking, kitten breath, and that awesome, woh smell after it rains.. heaven..

33. What inspires you?
my little brother max

34. What are you afraid of?
my sister samantha's friend

35. Plain, cheese, or spice hamburgers?
i like my burgers like i like my boys, cheesy, with some spice..

36. Favorite car?
at the moment i am totally in love with the ford explorer..

37. Favorite dog breed?
anything that is NOT a cocker spaniel or a french poodle

38. Number of keys on your key ring?
4

39. How many years at your current job?
i'm actually quite unemployed.. THANK you for reminding me.. bitch

40. Favorite day of the week?
montueswednesthursfrisatursunday

41. How many cities have you lived in/name them?
i've lived in the city of denial for most of my live.. currently living in chatsworth, CA

42. Do you pray?
i sure do

43. What was the last book you read?
i just finished harry potter and the half-blood prince

44. Favorite Flowering tree?
 i don't have a "favorite"

45. Favorite cereal?
apple jacks.. represent..

46. Last TV show you watched?
what i like about you

and now some dilbert to make you giggle




 wally is so my hero


so the other day i find out the taco bell right down the street from my home is
"closed for improvements".huh?? when did that happen? iwas wanting some
nachos big time last night.. couldn't get any.. nope.. then iremember something my
brother told me about it being closed and it hit me.. AHHH.. so i had burger king instead.
love their fries.. SO good.  but i really wanted nachos.. really bad.. so sad .. heh rhyme..
Hmm what else? Ooh I watched the episode of the Gilmore Girls.. Oh My Gawd .. So
good.. Soooooooooo good.. i will marry one day lauren graham, she just doesn't know it..
but the character idon't like got a spanking big time, which was looooong over due, in the seaon premier.. YAY.. actually this is the second serious spanking she's gotten, and oddly the two spankings relate. so it was good..
 
that's all folks.. i'm off to bed bed..
 
toddles yo
 
<3 you eddie.. miss you SO much babe
Currently Listening
Queen - Greatest Hits, Vols. 1 &2
By Queen
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Monday, September 26, 2005

hey hey kids.. do you know what time it is?

no? i'll give you a hint... okay i'm just going to tell you... i'm baccccccck ..

sorta like jack nicholson in the shining (check that out ) but without those dang kids on those bike things.. and less blood too..

so what's been going on you ask? woh you didn't ask? well that young spunks is just the price we pay for reading jase's xanga..

okay first and foremost i think it's fairly important to warn you ALL.. yes even you *points at you in the back.. yes you*  platypus may look cute and, well, nice, but be warned.. they..will..scare the living guacamole out of you at 3:13am.. trust me on this.. TRUST me.. k? okay good.. <3 you all..

okay now that you have been warned, i can move on..

the new season of tv is on.. OH yea (heh kool-aid man) it is.. there is a serious amount of spunks on tv this season.. my personal fav of the mo is...

jay baruchel of just_legal on the wb.. which is home to a beevy of hotties.. HOT..

on a mucho serious note:

i am quite sad about the horrible conditions cause by hurricane katrina.. i hope that all the displaced persons are finally able, if they want, to come home again..

i have found that the red_cross is a great site to donate.. if you want..

alrighty.. i'm done for now.. be back tomorrow.. wit more jase time.. more jase fun


Saturday, March 26, 2005

i so have the bestest news ever..

ry went out looking for a job today...  first he went to baskin-robbins but didn't like their 'tude.. so then he goes to target and gets interviewed two times on the spot.. *woot* so yop looks like ry is going to be a target boy. i am soooo proud of him. here is his pic

how fooking HOT is he? oh yea.. *dances about*

so yesterday i almost died.. yop.. my little brother kyle threw a rasberry at me.. during breakfast of all times.. hit me right in the head.. yop... then i got to thinking.. yesterday was good friday.. oddly not ThAT good of a day mind you, since it's supposed to be the day jesus was killed. anywho.. so i get hit in the head, which gets me thinking about jesus's sacrifice.. i wondered- what was his last day like? do you think he woke up and made a list of things to do that day? you know: take a bath, get dressed, buy milk, make water into wine (GREAT party trick by the by), play with pet cat, and get attached to a cross.. i wonder these things..

woh.. okay now it looks as if my xanga has taken a most odd turn for the serious and haha we can't have that.. so here, to break up my serious turn here is some humor:

  haha and now off to watch some tv
 


 

 




Tuesday, March 22, 2005

 woh it's raining here.. i swear i am building a damn ark. i AM...

okay now that i am all dramaish... let's move on..

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple ofaspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in  the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"
 Broken furniture -- $85.26
 Hot Breakfast -- $4.20
 Red Rose bud -- $3.00
 Two Aspirins -- $.38
 Saying the right thing, at the right time -- Priceless.



 

When you feel that nobody loves you,Nobody cares for you,
And everyone is ignoring you,
You should start asking yourself...
 .............Am I TOO sexy?


"I don't want anybody stepping on anybody else's thunder."

"You can't pull the sheep over my eyes!"

"I'm thinking in my brain."
 
"What is that disease where if someone loses a lot of blood they just die?"

"Clean as a baby's bottom."

"I don't mean to take the steam out of your sails, but..."

"She has not seen one red dime from him."

"I used to be as sharp as a button."

"That'll put the monkey in your court."

"We don't want this project to snowball into a can of worms."

"... up the creek in a hand bag."

"It's best not to open that can of wax."

"Let's pair up into threes."  

"I just thought myself into a corner."

"We really need to hang on to our coattails to ride the waves of change."

"That way I can kill two bricks with one stone."

not much here to report.. nope.. just chillin' at home.. didn't do a whole lot. i DID discover the utter badness to taking your dog out for a walk whilst wearing shorts in the rain.. oh yea.. dogs it seem like to shake themselves after they are wet. say when you are standing at the door, taking the leash off.. shake shake shake.. ARG!!!!!! wet jase.. sad..



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